How To Completely And Utterly Totally Relax In A Matter Of A Few Hours …
1. Buy a ticket to an island.
2. Get on the ferry.
3. Sit or stand outside while on the ferry, never inside.
4. Stop by a BBQ.
5. Someone get naked (a-hem, preferably a little one).
6. Use (and recycle, of course) a colored paper plate.
7. Pause at the sunset; really truly pause. Ponder the light.
8. Don’t go home until it’s dark.
Sigh … now you’re relaxed.